THE LYING KIND

THE LYING KIND
by ANTHONY NEILSON
21-28 MAR 2026
Main Stage

Constables Blunt and Gobbel have one last duty to fulfil before they can finish their Christmas eve shift; telling the old couple at No. 58 some terrible news.

But what if the shock is too much for them? Blunt and Gobbel didn't join up in order to ruin people's lives.

Maybe they'd be happier not knowing. And maybe it would all be much easier if the two constables weren't also stuck in the middle of a full-scale village lynch-mob.

This amateur production of “The Lying Kind” is by arrangement with Concorde Theatricals Ltd on behalf of Samuel French Ltd. www.concordetheatricals.co.uk

^{Yes, We know it's play at Christmas in March!}